笑話（1）

黎碀栜

My wife was in the kitchen making soft-boiled eggs for breakfast yesterday morning. I walked in and said "Morning dear? what's for breakfast?"
She turned to me and said, "Take me now this very moment".
If ya'll know me, I thinking, it's my lucky day, so I bent her over the kitchen table.
Afterwards I looked at her and said, "What was that all about?"
She smiled and said "The egg timer's broken!"